This is the dishonest lying quiz. Answering honestly and all other forms of telling the truth are strictly forbidden. You must lie while answering every question. It is also suggested that you lie more than once while answering each question.

The primary function of this quiz is to make you look better than you actually are so please avoid all facts and make yourself look really great.

And remember that telling THE TRUTH is FORBIDDEN.

... or is it..? *shifty eyes*

The quiz begins...

1. Are you male or female?
TRANNY!

2. What is your birthday and how old are you?
five days ago so that makes me 2423523534654785685483527

6. Do you take part in politics? If so what party/candidate do you support/vote for?
REPUBLICAN!!!

23. How would you describe your personality?
dead

7. Where do you work or study at?
a small dark hole

8. What kind of clothes you wear?
who needs clothes...i wear PLANTS!

9. What are your favorite foods and drinks?
i drink cyanide

10. How many friends do you have?
negative zero

18. Do you do "IT" often
it as in croquet and often as in EVERY DAY!!

11. Why did you join DA?
i was bored it looked shiny

12. What kind of art you like?
art is boo

13: What kind of art do you make?
BOOOBES

14: Are you famous here on DA?
WORLD FAMOUS!!

15: Do you comment/answer comments?
what comments??

16: Do you fav often?
never

17: Do you do lots of trades, take part in competitions or get gifts?
i am EPICFAIL!

19. Do you like quizzes?
YES!

20: Do you use DA often?


21. Where did question 18 go?
i threw it in the trash

22. What kind of gift art would you want to get?
roadkill

24. Did you enjoy doing this quiz?
this was LAME

25. Where did question 23 dissappear?
threw that away too